I can't believe you won't let me eat something and there are people starving in Antartica!

Mommy, it sounds like you are yelling at me.  I know what you are trying to do.  You are trying to be a real mom.

When you get to kindergarten, you won't feel as loved and get as much attention as you do in preschool.

When I was in the bathroom, I talked to God and told him everything I needed.  I asked him to put a force field around our house and keep out all the scary things.  I asked him, How did you make the earth?  And then I said, I really like your earth.  Then I asked him to give Papa an extra life because I really love him a lot.  And then I asked him to give Grandma an extra life because I love her a lot too.  And Gran' and Pop too, because I love them too.

My favorite things about me are first, that I am very special to you.  Second, that I have a birth mark on my foot.  And third, that I have a very smart brain.