After Micah heard Santa would not be able to get him a $400 lego set, he decided Santa must not love him. "Nobody loves me, everyone thinks I'm a rotten egg. And you just don't understand how Santa works, he has magical elves and they don't have to buy things..."
Later in the night...
Me: You really know how much Daddy and I love you, right?
M: (pause, pause, pause) Yes and no.
Me: Well, is there anything I can do to help you remember how much we love you?
M: (pause, pause, pause) Yes and no means sometimes you have a bad day.