Saturday, October 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
M: God is really big, that's why he can share a piece of him. Maybe he speaks to me because I have his head.
Me: What you mean? Like his literal head?
M: No like I have his head!
Me: Where?
M: Inside my heart. God's head is inside my heart. If it wasn't there he couldn't speak to me. He couldn't breath and if he died we would all die. God lives on earth to protect our bodies. Like if an earthquake was here, he would protect us. If God was extinct no animals would exist.
M: Hey, when we went to bed last night the jack o' lantern didn't have his lid on and now he does! Hmmmmm, well, the Easter Bunny is magical .....Does the Easter Bunny talk?
Me: Well, I think so.
M: That's weird. Is he a regular sized bunny?
Me: Uhhh.
M: Is he a pretend bunny or a real bunny?
Me: I think pretend.
M: Yeah.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
M: Mommy, O stole D’s girlfriend.
Me: Really, what is a girlfriend?
M: It means like… it’s hard to describe.
Me: Well, can you try?
M: It means you fall in love with a girl.
Me: What happens when you fall in love?
M: It means you like you just want a date.
Me: What’s a date?
M: You go out with a girl.
Me: At school?
M: No, you just find a restaurant. You eat with each other. You think you might fall in love.
Me: Fall in love?
M: Yeah, it just feels like you want to marry her. Like you want her to fold in half with you. You want her just to be with you and forever.
B loved D first, then she loved O. That’s stealing.
Me: Well, what if D just had a different feeling about who she wanted to play with?
M: No. She doesn’t change her mind, she just forgets who she is. Girls just forget who they are and become someone else. ….
But D just has to have a girlfriend because he is handsome.
Me: Hmmm. Who else do you think is handsome?
M: O.
Me: And are you handsome?
M: No, because I have these curls and stuff.
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