Sunday, October 31, 2010





God made mommies soft and warm and cuddly in case a kid, you know, fell off the bed or something. 





Saturday, October 30, 2010





I like sunny days and cloudy days because I like the good side and the bad side.

Friday, October 29, 2010


M:  God is really big, that's why he can share a piece of him.  Maybe he speaks to me because I have his head.  
Me: What you mean? Like his literal head?
M:  No like I have his head! 
Me:  Where?
M:  Inside my heart.  God's head is inside my heart.  If it wasn't there he couldn't speak to me.  He couldn't breath and if he died we would all die.  God lives on earth to protect our bodies.  Like if an earthquake was here, he would protect us.  If God was extinct no animals would exist.  




M:  Hey, when we went to bed last night the jack o' lantern didn't have his lid on and now he does!  Hmmmmm, well, the Easter Bunny is magical .....Does the Easter Bunny talk?  
Me:  Well, I think so. 
M:  That's weird. Is he a regular sized bunny?
Me:  Uhhh.
M: Is he a pretend bunny or a real bunny?
Me:  I think pretend. 
M: Yeah.

Thursday, October 28, 2010





M:  If you crack my skull open you would see all my memories.  
Me:  What do you think we would see? 
M:  I can't tell you that, it's a secret.  It's my skull and I don't want everyone to know what is in there. 








I'm so tired of hearing my same old name.  I want to use other names.  Like my second name is Donny, because teenagers can do anything.  Then third is tyrannosaurus triceratops. Then legends of the dinosaur sea monster, shadow, r2d2.  That's all my names. 








After scrapping his hand on the sidewalk,  "That's why my hands need protection."
Me:  "What kind of protection?" 
Exasperated, "You know how my heart is easy to break? And you see, my ribs are right here?  That's what my hands should have--protection!"

M:  Mommy, O stole D’s girlfriend.

Me:  Really, what is a girlfriend?  

M:  It means like… it’s hard to describe.

Me:  Well, can you try?

M:  It means you fall in love with a girl.

Me: What happens when you fall in love?

M:  It means you like you just want a date.

Me: What’s  a date?

M:  You go out with a girl.

Me: At school?

M:  No, you just find a restaurant. You eat with each other.  You think you might fall in love.

Me: Fall in love?

M: Yeah, it just feels like you want to marry her. Like you want her to fold in half with you.  You want her just to be with you and forever.

B loved D first, then she loved O.  That’s stealing. 

Me:  Well, what if D just had a different feeling about who she wanted to play with?

M: No. She doesn’t change her mind, she just forgets who she is.  Girls just forget who they are and become someone else. ….

But D just has to have a girlfriend because he is handsome.

Me:  Hmmm.  Who else do you think is handsome?

M:  O.

Me:  And are you handsome?

M:  No, because I have these curls and stuff. 



"When you have to go poop, it's just a relief for your body you feel so good.  Its like a massage from God."









After being teased about "stinky feet" when he didn't want to take a bath.  "I can't sleep because I have your love in my heart, but I also have the stinky feet.  The stinky feet is keeping me awake."







Earlier in the day we had defined "retired" to explain why not everyone is at work.  Then M started talking about death.  When asked what it meant to die he said, "It's like your body stops. You retire from living."

"Are there alligators here?" No.


"Vampires?" No.


"Witches?" No.


"Mummies?" No.


"But there are mummies in the desert like in the pyramids.  But they aren't alive.  They don't move, unless someone casts an Egyptian spell on them."





About friends that we visit by plane,  "When you really love someone and they live far away, they are your cousins." 







"The man on the moon must be having a celebration.  He turned all the lights on."





M:  That girl's name is I. 


Me:  Is she your friend?


M:  I don't know. 


Me:  Do you want to play with her? 


M:  I don't know.  My body hasn't decided yet. 


Me:  Where do you feel it in your body?


M:  Everywhere.  Now, shhhh, it's a secret. 


(from 2/24/10)





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