When I was a baby, I thought you were going to be nice.  But I was wrong, you are so mean.  You force me to do things, you talk mean to me, you're like a bullfrog!

You don't always have the opportunity to do great work.  That's why I want you to take a picture of it.

I was just talking to God, that is the special thing that was going on.  And I asked hamster what it felt like to be in heaven.  Then I asked God if he could send an angel to talk to you and you could dig Hamster out of the ground and bring him back to life.

M:  You know why you are so warm?
Me:  Because I have been under the blanket?
M:  No, because God makes Mommy's warm when their children are cold, so they can warm them up.