"Every child brings magic into the world." 

Believing his best friend was paying more attention to someone else:

I just feel in my heart that he loves X more.  He broke my heart.  He let me down.  I just can't stand how much my heart is hurting.

Is that a living sweet snack?  They have the goodness of whole grains and no high fructose corn syrup.

I'll never see your cute face again.  I tried to take good care of you.  I never wanted our friendship to come to an end.  Goodbye Hamster.

I wonder if Barack Obama will catch the little leprechaun.  

Me and D feel bad that the country we were born in got overflowed.  Before we were born, we were the spirit of China and we led Japan.  But we let the people think for themselves.

I'm going to tell you the secret of kids, but you can only tell this to people who have children.  When we watch a show, like our favorite show, we want to be that person.

I'm so hot, I feel like burnt popcorn.

Heaven is in your mind.  That's where you can make anything happen. 

While baking chocolate chips cookies and eating some batter:

Grandma always says, "Not too much.  Don't eat too much."  But it's so unrresistible! How can Grandma miss that?  She's unforgettable.

(I clarified--though you are unforgettable, Mom, he meant "she doesn't forget things."  A compliment I am envious of since he recently told me I am like Dori from Nemo).

I just love the zoo.  I love the smell. I love the sound of the animals.   I love the feeling of the breeze on my face.  I just love it.   (We took giraffe to see the giraffes).

On why he put a reflective circle in the middle of the heart (on Daddy's birthday card):

"I put that there so that Daddy would see his own reflection when he looks at the heart."

I don't want to make plain chicken.  I want to make something we have to think about.  Like with interesting things in it.   Wait, I saw a picture that inspired me.

Spiders don't have to worry when they fall because they have a magical butt. 

Explaining earthquakes:

The earth gets dizzy from spinning around so much and just shakes a little bit.

After receiving some chicken nuggets: 

Now I know they understand my humankind.  

I am going to go upstairs and face my fears.  I'm going to stand up for myself. 

When you're really scared, it feels like you have no heart. 

I didn't choose the music, FYI. 

If you want to be a master of lego building, like me, you have to just keep building.  Even when someone distracts you and they ask you to do something--just do it and then get back to building.  If you have to go to the bathroom, you just take a break and you come back.  That's how you become a master.

Only the cool kids can rock out with me.  Silly is nonsense.  The silly side calls me names like bush, Petey and banana lama.  They don't want to unlock the power of me!

M: If you are bad then Santa doesn't get you a present.  So you might not get anything from Santa.

Me:  When have I been bad?

M:  When you boss me around.

Mommy I want to tell you something.  What's really special to me is you and Daddy.